But I did find it highly entertaining today while out campaigning to the lovely people in Wellington when some bogan started abusing us. We entered into friendly dialogue with the gentleman and it turned out he was wanting to vote for Don Brash because “he’s the only one that will take us into war to defend the white race”.
Now with friends like that, who needs enemies?
Categories: Dumb Nazis · Election 05
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Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses’ Teeth
The Onion
September 14, 2005HOUSTON—On Tuesday, Halliburton received a $110 million no-bid government contract to pry the gold fillings from the mouths of deceased disaster victims in the New Orleans-Gulf Coast area. “We are proud to serve the government in this time of crisis by recovering valuable resources from the wreckage of this deadly storm,” said David J. Lesar, Halliburton’s president. “The gold we recover from the human rubble of Katrina can be used to make fighter-jet electronics, supercomputer chips, inflation-proof A-grade investments, and luxury yachting watches.”
Categories: Fun stuff · International Politics
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