Best joke EVER

Bono is at a U2 concert in Dublin when he asks the audience for some quiet.

Then in the silence, he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says in to the microphone…

“Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.”

A voice from near the front pierces the silence…

“Well, f***ing stop clapping then”


3 responses to “Best joke EVER

  1. Did he laugh? I admire him enormously, he does great work, but I hope he laughed – you’ve got to retain a sense of humour, particularly about yourself.

  2. It’s a good joke but I will never be able to tell it with a straight face!

  3. ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s